When your partner has a runny nose and snorts just before giving you head, causing it to coat your genitals. This can lead to crusting on the tip, blocking your next stream, making for a rude awakening the next morning.
Dude, I think I'm chafing and on top of that, I had to wipe down the whole bathroom after Karen gave me that green no-eyed monster.
noun: A Greekmonster is the same as a greekmonkey(code name for gay anal sex) except the penis that is inserted into the other man's anus has NOT been circumsized..
Wbrasington, you need to buy a stronger brand of condom, your uncircumsized penis bore right through the condom last night while you gave me that Greekmonster and I've been leaking your man sauce all day...