porcelain goddess

Referring to the toilet, especially when highly intoxicated and on the verge of vomitting.

Dude 1: Dude, last night was crazy. What happened?
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.

porcelain goddess by Eduardo III July 4, 2005

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Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess

When you even mention the name all men around will instantly orgasm.

Oh did you here about that big booty puerto rican goddess----- OH MY GAWD

Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess by Dante_ Lover_69 March 22, 2020

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supreme boob goddess

When some one has breasts bigger than their head, but they're natural.

Me: jeez us she's got huge BOOBS!
Lee: She's the Supreme Boob Goddess!

supreme boob goddess by xskyex July 4, 2008

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Whalelord Goddess

A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.

Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."

Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"

Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"

Whalelord Goddess by fineaus March 11, 2017

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Hippie Goddess

A hippie woman who fully embraces the meaning of nature.

That hippie Goddess is at one with nature.

Hippie Goddess by The hippie flower January 25, 2009

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Goddess

Beautiful, intelligent, magical, perfect.

Ashley Marie Whitlow, goddess.

Goddess by Amazing.Beauty. November 24, 2011

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sex goddess

n. a female who is a deity to mankind in bed. She is so potent at giving and receiving pleasure that she will often leave men enchanted in a helplessly amazed stupor.

I am a sex goddess.

sex goddess by Berry Flomar January 17, 2004

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