God Church 

A cancerous term used by a cancerous Jake Paul that needs to get his ass shipped out of this Earth.
Also KSI is going to beat Logan’s ass on August 25th. Anyone that dislikes this is a egotistical brainwashed 10 year olds that needs to understand that they watch two cunty’s make videos everyday.

Go watch YouTubers that actually care about their audience, both of the Paul brothers are assholes. I feel bad for you for wanting to watch that stuff. I’ll pray for you, because that is seriously not normal.

I love Jake and Logan paul they are the most sincere people on youtube and have some really good content, and their channel really motivated me to go to a God Church every Sunday. —BrainwashedDabOnThemHaters

JakePaulAndLoganPaulFuckingSuck

God Church by crxpplxng depressxon May 11, 2018

God Church 

In the song "It's Everyday, Bro," made by a YouTube star named Jake Paul, he said "I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god, church." A lot of dumbfucks in the video were wondering what it was because they don't watch the vlogs. There was meant to be a comma seperating god and church.

" I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god, church."
God church

God Church by MOTHERFUCKIN GODDAMN BULLSHIT July 25, 2017

God Church 

Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.

I just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church.

God Church by Intellegent Professor June 5, 2017

God Church 

1) When Jake Paul needs something to ryme with "merch" and invents a stupid word to put in his stupid song
2) "it's a church with a god in it" Pewdiepie 2k17

I just drop some knew merch and it's selling like a god church

God Church by Parvencita July 7, 2017

GOD CHURCH 

A word that was first publicly revealed by Jake Paul in his MV " It's Everyday Bro". This guy needs to revew his grammar and his english vocabulary, because it doesn't mean shit. I guess he is just "begging for attention".

And I just dropped some new merch, and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH.

GOD CHURCH by kassoucv July 7, 2017

God church 

A term used to describe how much people like and ore praise something and or someone

Jake is a stupid cunt but, his merch is selling like a god church

God church by Dank Memes boiiiiiiiiiii October 4, 2017

God Church 

God in god church means God and church means a actual church so it means a church of God

This was a dumb dare God church is a stupid word Jake Paul made up

Jake Paul is dumb he put the word God church in his music video JAKE IS A DUMB ASS

God Church by Celeste-be April 21, 2018