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"Gym, Tan, Laundry, Valtrex"

The actual daily routine followed by the Jersey Shore cast members and Guidoes worldwide.

Essential preparation to keep the cold sores and oozing blisters on your junk from flaring up while your fist pumping and creepin' on bitches.
GTLV

Guidoe #1: Yo I'm so amped up to hit the club tonight!

Guidoe #2: Yo bro, don't forget GLTV gotta keep you shit clean for the ladies.

Guidoe #1: Word, good looking out kid. It's all about suppression.
by Barf Target September 13, 2010
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GTLK

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Good to like...know - when you’re told information you are not very interested in knowing
Maire: Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest
Henrik: Umm GTLK.
by Lawdawg73 September 7, 2023
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gtli

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Gtli bro, gtli
by HeatedPenguin January 17, 2017
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GTLF

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GTLF is "Great Tasting, Less Filling." In hommagae to Miller Lite beer. Made famous by the one and only Barstool Carl for his ambassdorship to the world's greatest lite tasting beer. Have yourself a GTLF in honro of reading this.
Hey hand me a GTLF.

Are we going to get after some GTLF
by RollieRoyce March 9, 2021
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GTLD

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Good to the last drop

Referring to a person taking all a mans sperm with hesitation and consuming the goods after release
My girlfriend gave me a great blow job and was GTLD good to the last drop and then smiled after she swallowed
by sstony November 27, 2006
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gtlg

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Abbrevation- Go to losers group.

Used on an exceptionally dumb or stupid person who is incapable to understand basic instructions or sentences.
Person 1- Stop that =! It's not cool.
Person 2- *still being annoying*
Person 1- gtlg *walks off*
by QuadMuppet June 15, 2023
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GTL1334

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A weapon used exclusively by goths for hunting spookykids.

The GTL1334 (Goth Tree Launcher) uses sapling gothtrees as ammunition. It is the latest in spookykid hunting technology.

It is similar to the rocket launchers commonly referred to as bazookas except they shoot small trees instead of rockets.
- fires GTL1334 -

-boom-

-wave of spookykids perish in an explosion of shrubbery-
by Nebiros II December 13, 2008
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