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Frenchy Boyum 

The gayest, dumbest, most French bitch out there. He parades around in pink spandex and says, "I'm the KOOLEST!"
He spazzes out every 4 seconds, lives in a toilet, and plays with naked dolls.
Did I mention he's French?
That gay guy sure is one good Frenchy Boyum.
Frenchy Boyum by Icemann March 20, 2004

Bearded Mr. Frenchy 

An act of revenge due to an unsatisfactory oral sex act.

A man and woman are engaged in simultaneous oral sex (69 with woman on top) and the woman is extremely aroused, therefore, leaving her vaginal excretions all over the mouth and face of her male partner. Little does she know, her female hygiene does not meet the man's standards, so he sweetly says, "Come here so i can kiss you," then proceeds to give her deep french kisses while smothering her with the foul stench of her own pussy juice.

also happens to be a breakfast dish at an East Hollywood diner.
Mike: How'd it go with that chick last night? Dude, she's smokin' hot.

Raymond: It was okay. She was suckin', i was lickin'... um. She's hot and all, but....

Mike: Aw, don't tell me... She stinks?

Raymond: Yeah. But its all good. I gave her the "Bearded Mr. Frenchy."

Mike: Awesome! Me next!

Raymond: No thank you.

Sizzlin' Frenchy 

Pouring a package of Pop-Rocks into a persons anus, and using semen to activate them.
We got a bit wild last night, and I gave her a Sizzlin' Frenchy.

Mr. Frenchy

A gentleman who has fingered a female's genitalia, usually a stripper, and eating McDonald's french fries after without washing his hands.
Mr. Frenchy prefers seasoning his fries with his fingers.
Mr. Frenchy by Duong Duong July 13, 2007

Banana Frenchy 

The act of oral copulation whereas a whipped cream tipped penis is thouroughly rubbed through the ass crack of a primate to replicate a banana then forcefully and painfully fed into the esophagus of any unwilling party to whom is unaware that they have been a very bad monkey during copulation we they do in France.
Jacques... mmmmm. What is this.
Chiquita... just a banana freeride
Jacques... a free ride
Chiquita... I do not like this taste
Jacques... Simmer down Mr
Pibbs
Chiquita... I am not a zoo animal
Jacques... Enjoy the Banana Frenchy
Chiquita... mmm mmm mmm
this is very European.
Jacques... you damn right you filthy little monkey
Chiquita... bonjour
Jacques... bonjour in your MOUTH MOUTH

Jazzy Frenchy 

A sexual act where one participator blows into the butthole of the other to produce a musical note, or 'jazzy' sound.
My girlfriend serenaded me with a full composition of Mozarts 5th symphony via the Jazzy Frenchy last night.
Jazzy Frenchy by IndianaBrones March 26, 2022