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Forrest gump 

Wasn't a smart man, but still got his own shrimp boat.
Forrest Gump- I tried to eat her pussy, but she tasted like cigarettes and beer Lietenant Dan.

Lietenant Dan- Its okay Forrest.

Girl- What is your friend stupid or somethin?

Lietenant Dan- What did you say?

Girl- I said is your friend stupid or somethin?

Lietenant Dan- Dont you ever call him stupid!
Forrest gump by Solid Mantis June 7, 2020
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Forrest Gump 

1. The title character of a 1994 historical drama, starring Tom Hanks as a simple man who somehow stumbles into every major historical event in the US during the mid-20th century.

2. Any person who actually has, or is perceived to have, a room temperature IQ.

3. A moron in general.
Forrest Gump over there couldn’t write a sentence without major grammatical mistakes. No wonder why nobody takes him seriously.

Forrest-Gump 

Travel around, typically afoot, for no particular reason.
The gerund of "Forrest-Gump" is Forrest-Gumping. The past and present participle is Forrest-Gumped. The past tense of "Forrest-Gump" is Forrest-Gumped.

Forrest Gump Beat Down 

Throwing someone a ass whuppin while not showing any emotions whatsoever.
I gave the mark Forrest Gump beat down for hitting my kids

Forrest Gump in a dress 

A certain ex-Govorner from Alaska that has a very low IQ.
Allison: "I can't believe Sarah Palin is really the Republican hope for 2012...she is Forrest Gump in a dress!"
Kris: "You betcha!"

Forrest Gump Challenge 

a challenge to drink 15 Dr. Peppers in less than 8 hours. After you finnished the last Dr. Pepper, you must run out to sombody and say "I must had me about 15 Dr. Peppers"
In addition, everytime you used the bathroom you must cite "Mr. President, I gotta go pee"

This challenge is homage to the movie

Forrest Gump Mode 

The next level of beast mode. When you are in Forrest Gump mode, you can do various things ranging from squatting 800 pounds, sprinting all the way through a marathon, standing on your pinky toes for an hour, and jumping over 20 ft walls from a stationary stance, all within the same workout. Forrest Gump mode can only be reached after perfecting beast mode, and takes practise and dedication to get into but can be greatly rewarding. If you find yourself shovelling through different workouts effortlessly, you are transcending from beast mode into Forrest Gump mode.
during weekdays when i go to gym i'm in beast mode but when the weekend oasis arrives I transcend into forrest gump mode and defy the laws of the universe FUCK YEAH FORREST GUMP MODE

hey tommy look at that guy over there he just ran 100 metres in 4.3 seconds and he stopped during the sprint to squat 800 pounds then he tried to dunk a basketball but couldn't because he ended up jumping over the rim that guy must be in forrest gump mode