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Flatulator 

A flat version of an escalator, such as those moving walkways you see in airports.
Philip was going to be late for his connecting flight, so he hopped on the flatulator to give himself a speed boost.
Flatulator by BrianFromPSU October 8, 2008

self-flatulation 

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.
Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
self-flatulation by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009

Flatulate 

Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."
Guys, I have to flatulate.
Flatulate by the emo clan. October 20, 2008

Flatulen 

The poo particles that are released as you fart, these flatulen particles make the air stink and can be left on your underwear.
"I had such bad flatulence, the flatulen left residue on my underwear."

"Dude, you must have flatulen on your underwear, you smell like straight ass"
Flatulen by washudoin May 21, 2008

The Flatulence Scale 

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.
The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15
The Flatulence Scale by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

flatulatas 

any meat / tortilla based spicey mexican food that may bring on massive cases of percussive farting.
"ohhhhh man....i shouldnt have eaten those pork flatulatas..i think i'm gonna blast tthe stiches off my jeans.
flatulatas by DEEBEE from OP May 12, 2003