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Friend Filching 

The act of digging down through friends social networking pages looking for people to add to your friends.
After Jamie's parents finally let her get a MySpace account, she needed to do some "Friend Filching" to boost her totals.
Friend Filching by Papa B February 13, 2008
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this i an x file, mulder and scully do this
"lets go and filtch Mulder" said Scully , got any straws? lets go ask. Your Alien needs a good filching!
filching by Fenton November 13, 2003

finching 

during sex, one ejaculates into his/her partners orifice, and then proceeds to slurp it out of that orifice with or w/out a straw.
i saw this porno of two gay guys finching, and now i want a milkshake.
finching by dotcomsean March 30, 2008
from the age of sexually deprived people who just loved their animals, involves shoving rather porr inocent furry rodents up ones backside to achieve sexual pleasure.
pass time of townies
wat fuck? shove little fluffy up me batty crease ya bastard!
filching by barbarella June 8, 2004

Finching 

Named after Paul Finch from the hit teen movie "American Pie". Finching is the act of covering the toilet seat with toilet paper for hygenic reasons.

This act was first made popular by Paul Finch, although many say that females have practiced Finching for decades in public toilets due to the nature of their genitals.

Since hitting the big screens, Finching has become an art amongst Finching enthusiasts.

The grading of a Finch is dependant on time taken to finch, squares used to finch and coverage of toilet seat.

At the annual Finch Olympics, professional Finchers gather to compete for the prestigious Finch Cup. Every year Finchers develop new techniques and ideas.

The most basic method being the Quad 2 method (shown below).

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One time i walked into this public toilet, the seat had a grogan, mut juice, jew juice, buthole hair and a wisdom tooth on it. So Finching was my only option!
Finching by Xupac April 22, 2010

Fatching 

She's too peng fam, I think I'm fatching u kno...... I wanna make her mine.
Fatching by ZK Willz December 27, 2016