Craig Ferguson 

Sexiest funniest man alive/on Late night television with a Scottish accent.

WATCH HIM after David Letterman on CBS

Me: OH MY GOD did you watch Craig last night?
Someone else: I KNOW HE WAS SO SEXY AND FUNNY LAST NIGHT! I LOVE THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON!

Craig Ferguson by iPanickedTGG September 1, 2009

Rusty Ferguson 

Doing the nasty with a broad who's currently holding a week old tampon in her snatch.

"Last night was the worst night of my life."
"Why?"
"She pulled the ol' Rusty Ferguson. Forgot all about it. It did fall out after 10 minutes, though."

Rusty Ferguson by unlvseamus May 30, 2014

tyler ferguson 

a chug jug

Damn, you look like such a Tyler Ferguson playing fortnite like that.

tyler ferguson by ZARusso March 12, 2019

jeremy miles ferguson 

Jeremy Miles Ferguson; better known as jinxx. Rhythm guitarist of Black Veil Brides (and sometimes voilin)
Quietly and mysteriously sexy.
Also bringing a new meaning to the 'pout'

He was born with a pout

He cannot be out-pouted

(smells like shit according to Andy Biersack)

Dayum, she was pouting like Jeremy Miles Ferguson in that selfie yesterday...

jeremy miles ferguson by my chemical definitions July 12, 2014

craig ferguson 

facts about Craig Ferguson:

He is the Late late show host on after Letterman.
He tells the same jokes every night, but their still hilarious.
He is much shorter in person than you'd think.
He has a really bad warm-up comedian.
He likes to get really close to the camera.
He likes to hit the side of the camera.
He broke a camera during a show once.
He has the same guests on all the time.
He used to have a really cool sound effects machine and email jingles.
He is Scottish

Craig Ferguson is Betty White's bitch.

craig ferguson by atianafiorella July 22, 2009

Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson 

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
Point. Blank.
R.I.P.

"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."

Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson by Brookwood April 1, 2008

terd ferguson 

1)Burt Reynolds' alter ego
2)An endearing name reserved for annoying cats

Dont leave your weed out or Terd Ferguson will eat it!

terd ferguson by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005