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Shotgun Feltch

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When someone bends down to perform a Feltch, the other person then farts the semen out of their ass and into the other person's face, much like a shotgun blast. This is done intentionally but all to the feltchers surprise.
I can't get off these days unless I Shotgun Feltch a catholic priest.
by Harold Ramis July 13, 2009
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frosty feltch

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When you are horny and hungry combine a Wendys Frosty with your partner's pussy or asshole then drink it out with a straw.
I want to give you a Frosty Feltch, Gabi.

Feltch Frosty Creampie Wendys Porn Booty
by TheJu March 17, 2017
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Chunky Feltch

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The act of orally drawing a mixture of semen, vomit, blood, and fecal residue from the anus of a sexual partner with a large wide straw following vigourous anal penetration with large objects.
It took a while but she finally let me chunky feltch her.
by Richard Chode June 27, 2007
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twisted feltch

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It's like a regular feltch, but with a crazy straw instead.
During the week we feltch, but during the weekend we like to unwind with a twisted feltch. It takes a little more effort, but it's still good.
by Wisest Unicorn March 4, 2010
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Super feltch

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Slurping any and all substances stupid-style from any orifice or hole on the body of another, these substances could include the following:

-period blood
-cum
-melted mozzarella

-Feces
-cheese
-lube
-machine coolant
-engine oil
-aphtodisiac
Person 1: I got diarrhea

Person 2: you need a super feltch

Person 1: go on then
by OGfeltcher April 28, 2025
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Super feltch

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Slurping any and all substances stupid-style from any orifice or hole on the body of another, these substances could include the following:

-period blood
-cum
-melted mozzarella

-Feces
-cheese
-lube
-machine coolant
-engine oil
-aphtodisiac
Person 1: I got diarrhea

Person 2: you need a super feltch

Person 1: go on then
by OGfeltcher April 28, 2025
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reverse butt feltch

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3 dudes are required for this venture. 2 receive cum in the bum bum then you attach a 3-way straw and whoever of the 3 pulls the shortest straw gets to suck the cum from both bungholes at the same time NIE NIE NIE!!!!
Oh yea, I'm going to my brothers for a reverse butt fetch session Definition: Reverse Butt Feltch, (an act of Sodomy mixed with sweat and bodily fluids)
by anonymous January 22, 2025
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