real egyptian silk 

silk that had been touched by Murdoc Niccals

“what type of silk is that?” “real egyptian silk.”

real egyptian silk by physically_okay March 16, 2021

egyptian rat screw 

1. a card game
2. a good way to break your hand

sandwich!
CRASH
OH SH!T MY METATARSALS! but I got two jacks!

egyptian rat screw by maxzilla June 22, 2003

egyptian pyramid 

Like an Eiffel Tower, the sexual act where a woman is receiving doggystyle while giving oral. However, her hands are also used to jerk off one guy to her left and one to her right. When all four guys give a high five they create the shape of an Egyptian Pyramid.

We were giving Robert's mom the Eiffel Tower, but when she saw Joe and Steve walk in she demanded an Egyptian Pyramid. She loved it!

egyptian pyramid by steele80 March 4, 2008

Egyptian Egg 

A tasty breakfast meal. It involves taking a piece of bread, buttering it, cutting a hole in the middle of it and then cracking an egg into the hole. The bread and egg are cooked on a skillet, flipped over once, and served.

What shall we have for breakfast?
In honor of the Egyptian Eggbeater, how about some Egyptian Eggs!

Egyptian Egg by CleoCat October 22, 2010

Egyptian stop sign

A sexual act that takes months to prepare for. The first step involves growing an Egyptian dick beard similar to king tut. Then you sit on someone's face with your ass cheeks on their eyes, your grundel on their nose, & your balls in their mouth. Now while bobbing up and down on their face do the z shaped Egyptian arm thing.

Jason has been growing his dick beard for months so he can give jeny the Egyptian stop sign

Egyptian stop sign by My boy blew December 6, 2011

egyptian fraggle juggler 

an african circus craftsman that juggles premature negro infants in a ring of fire for watermelon and grape soda.

shazaam and jamel went to the circus to see thet egyptian fraggle juggler.

egyptian fraggle juggler by shnarf May 26, 2008

Egyptian Sprinkler

Getting sprayed with fecal matter during anal sex usually due to uncontrollable diarrhea caused by drinking foreign water.

I was completely hitting this hotty from behind when she gave me an egyptian sprinkler and got shit all over me.

Egyptian Sprinkler by ShockinglyMexican December 8, 2010