To have your jewels, testicles, gonads, balls, etc. dangle in the toilet water when attempting to relieve your bowels. Often occurs in the wee hours of the morning in a dark bathroom and bed head is a contributing factor.
when i stumble in the bathroom at O late thirty something in the morning..... and need to cop a squat, only to have someone leave the toilet seat up......
Last night Chris, Amber, and Amy went chunky dunking in Uncle Chewy's hot tub but got kicked out when Uncle Chewy brought back a couple prospects to go Chumura on.