Doofenshmirtz 

Doofenshmirtz is a Character that is on the children's televison show "Phineas & Ferb." Dr.Doofenshmirtz's attempted evil plans are foiled by secret agent, and his nemisis Perry the platypus. Perry is the beloved pet of Phineas, Ferb and Candice. He does not speak. Instead he makes a little platypus noise. Dr. Doofenshmirtz's plans are never great ones and he always gives Perry the Chance to ruin his plans, also, his "evil" plans are somewhat ridiculous. For example. He hates gnomes, so he amde a machine to destroy all the gnomes in the tri-state area.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Doofenshmirtz by k-k-k-elseyyyy February 11, 2009

doobiez 

marijuana, bud, blunt, joint,

yo, where them doobiez at ?

doobiez by boobie watcher brody December 6, 2010

Dookie Squirts 

When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.

Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!

Dookie Squirts by Thor Ian Grayson March 1, 2017

doobie cruise 

Driving around in a car while smoking a marijuana cigarette. Usually done in a neighborhood.

Me and JD are about to go for a doobie cruise, you comin with?

doobie cruise by Big Poppy November 5, 2007

doobie dial 

When one smokes weed and makes erratic and irrational phone calls.

See also "drunk dial" or "dd"

" I was a victim of Paul's* doobie dialing last night," senior Kelly said.

* Names have been changed to protect the source's anonymity

doobie dial by Daddy-D May 7, 2008

dookie brown 

It is a poo colored Shade of brown

Dookie brown jacket

dookie brown by CatchRag December 10, 2013

Doofism 

Doofism is the religion of DrDoofensmirtz from the show Phineas and Ferb. DrDoofensmirtz is our lord and savior.

I believe in doofism, and you should too!

Doofism by Doofism Believer October 13, 2020