alaskan spear dive 

Alaskan Spear Dive: when a women lays spread eagle on the bed, and her man dives from on top of a surface (i.e table, dresser, cabinet) into the women.

"Man i Alaskan spear dove my girlfriend last night, she couldn't walk after"

"Alaskan Spear Dive bro"

alaskan spear dive by FuckMaster May 2, 2014

Head split dive incident 

A disturbing and gory video of a man diving off of a bridge and landing head first onto a rock. The man in the video died after his face was split into two sides and his skull, brain, and guts were visible.

"Dude, did you hear about the head split dive incident?"

"Yeah bro, it makes me feel sick."

Head split dive incident by Shady7450 October 16, 2022

Bulgarian Swan Dive 

(2 beds will be needed and spread atleas five feet apart, a hotel would be prefered) During sex have the woman go on the edge of one bed and spread her legs and create a target while the man goes onto the other bed and attempts to dive his penis into the girl. (some practice may be required,)

It took me 15 attempts to do a bulgarian swan dive on my girl last night

Bulgarian Swan Dive by the weinerman November 19, 2010

chocolate sky-dive 

An expression which describes when an person poos (slang for excretion) from great height. It must then hits an unsuspecting pedestrian which at minimum hospitalises them. However for maximum points, the impact must kill them. Giving pink eye adds bonus points.

Dude! The other day me and Derek chocolate sky-dived this disabled kid from the top of my apartment! He almost died and got pinkeye, that's so many points!

chocolate sky-dive by the chocolate sky-diver December 26, 2010

The Stage Dive

Whilst the man is masturbating he lies a woman down in front of him (preferably in a large area) and begins a run up, the aim is to ejaculate just as he dives over the woman,
Thus a stage dive...

This can also become an Air Raid

Guy: Woah - I got Stage Dived last night

Gal: Thats Gay isn't it?

Guy: No! we started The Stage Dive Olympics in my back yard...

Gal: Can i try it?

Guy: Do you have a Penis?

Gal: NO WTF!

Guy: Then What do you think...?

Gal: Damn!

The Stage Dive by kymmy babes 2 April 21, 2009

Swim and Dive 

The swim and dive team obviously has two parts. Swim, and dive. Bothsides usually wil wear a skin tight suit known as a jammer, or the stereotypical speedo. Swimmers are some of the most chill athletes next to XC runners. Swim teams usually will have pasta partys to carb up the night before. (Swim team is usually refered to both swim and dive). When someone pokes fun at the skin tight suits, the team will stick together, and scare the sh*t out of that person for dissing the jammer. It takes just as much skill and determination to be a swimmer as it does to be a long distance runner.

Non-swimmer: Heeyyyooo faggg hows the speedo commin along ?? hehe
Swimmer 1: Fuck you man
Swimmer 2: You messin with my buddy here? Do I HAVE to knock you the fuck out?
Non-swimmer: Nonononono I was just kiddin! I Swwear!!
Swimmer 2: Thats right you were kiddin!
Swimmer 1: Let's ditch this popsicle stand and get to Swim and Dive practice

Swim and Dive by Swim/Run August 23, 2011

shawn dive 

a dive in which a person attempts to perform a swan dive, but instead over-rotates and ends up doing a backflop into the water.

my friend tried to swan dive off of a bridge today, but he ended up doing a shawn dive. it was hilarious.

shawn dive by Beeble May 29, 2008