Deadpool 

Oh! Oh, hello! Hi there, I see you're looking up the definition of me. Now you may be wondering whose balls did I have to fondle to get my own definition. Spoiler alert is rhymes with Polverine.

DeadPool (Me) is the best hero

Deadpool by ᴅeadpool March 31, 2020

Deadpool 

Witty and talkative Marvel Comic mercenary with a once popular series. Bastardized irreparably by extremely poor writing and stories without direction, Deadpool's comic has since been repackaged as the extremely short-lived Agent X series.

Deadpool-- a once promising comic book character with an excellent supporting cast, threatened by constant threat of cancellation until awful writing sealed the deal.

Deadpool by anon April 6, 2003

the deadpool effect 

When, in comparison to your undersized hands, everything else feels large.

Donald Trump claims he has a big penis, but in reality, he just suffers from the deadpool effect.

the deadpool effect by KnobsInTheGob November 24, 2016

deadpool excuse 

Lying to a girl when breaking up you have cancer and that you don't want to ruin her life at your expense.

"Hey what happened to that girl you were dating?"

"I ended it using the deadpool excuse, so i got off scot free.

deadpool excuse by lilengine April 25, 2017

deadpoolicorn 

Deadpoolicorn is the Merc with the Horse's Mouth. Horny Wilson from Earth 6969 ended up stranded on our planet and now helps fight evil and chaos by dressing as Deadpool. He also cosplays alot at local conventions.

That Damned Deadpoolicorn has a panel at NC Comicon again!

deadpoolicorn by Deadpoolicorn December 22, 2016

DEADPOOL 

When the Government messes up your face and tells you on repeat their gonna fix it

DEADPOOL me all you want Krazies

DEADPOOL by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 16, 2020

Deadpool 

A place where the remnants of a thing or many things are dumped or collected.

The riverbed was a deadpool for artifacts from many different tribes.

Deadpool by Banger Prophecy April 7, 2021