crushing mad box 

When you are having continued success with ladies.

Dude, I've been crushing mad box lately must be this new aftershave.

crushing mad box by PlayerHaterFromTheRock January 21, 2010

Crushing Video 

A video where some sick fuck pays either a huge bitch, or a tall masculine Dominatrix to literally crush him by jumping on him while he is lying on a bed filming it, and faps to it later.

"dude, how the hell did you break your ribs?"
"watch my crushing video and you'll see"

Crushing Video by Nate Dawgy Dawg September 12, 2009

crushing clams 

Slamming clams (vaginas) so hard that you can't use your clam for a week or so. It hurts to wipe after a pee! Sissoring, bumping biscuits and cross crossing pussys.

Renee and Lisa'were crushing clams so hard she couldn't sit for a week!

crushing clams by Glamma69 January 3, 2017

Crushing Burritos 

The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.

Mike was crushing burritos with some dudes from work down at the beach again.

Crushing Burritos by Aldophus Busch August 23, 2020

crushing soldiers 

The completion of a guy masturbating and then wiping his little soldiers on a napkin, tissue, sock, etc.

I'll call ya when I'm done crushing soldiers.

crushing soldiers by tomjonesbeotch July 6, 2010

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

Crushing the Dirt by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

crushing raspberries 

Eating raspberries in bed with your partner and starting such an intense sexual intercourse that you accidentally crush the raspberries without noticing it.

It causes red stains on the bed sheet which can look like period sex marks.

Oh, mate, we were crushing raspberries so intensly with my girlfriend last night that it ended up in my wank bank

crushing raspberries by aerialdracula July 16, 2019