Afghani Crock Pot 

A Afghani Crock Pot is when a man shits into another mans arsehole then the man shits it back into the first mans mouth.

Man: how was your afghani crock pot?

Man2: it was cooked to perfection.

Afghani Crock Pot by Black Sword warrior January 3, 2016

The Crock Pot 

When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!

My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.

The Crock Pot by LabMaster S.J. December 24, 2022

Dirty Crock Pot 

When you finish in a girl and you let it "stew" for awhile, preferably 15-20 minutes. Then you go down town and eat it back out.

I gave my girlfriend the old dirty crock pot, what a great meal! Better than mum used to make! 15/15! Would recommend!

Dirty Crock Pot by Dirty Dave May 2, 2016

ALABAMA crock pot 

Same thing as a alabama hot pocket but when you have diarrhea

I just gave that ho a alabama crock pot -JackC

ALABAMA crock pot by Alabamashitter October 2, 2008

Mexican crock pot 

When you fill a butt up with seman then proceeded to drink it.

Hey honey im thirsty. You can have some of this Mexican crock pot.

Mexican crock pot by Duke ala touque August 25, 2017

Dutch crock-pot 

While your partner is eating your asshole, proceed to plug their nose and release flatulence, resulting in the popping of their ears. It's a real mind blowing experience.

Dude, I got my girlfriend to toss my salad and decided it was time to give her a dutch crock-pot. It totally blew her mind.

Dutch crock-pot by LoganhJaredm September 22, 2010

Croatian Crock Pot 

When you shit in a chick's pussy and sew it up overnight. The next day, you open it up and fuck it with pleasure.

Steve: Hey douchebag, i gave my chick a croatian crock pot last night.

Rick: Ahh shit man, i'm so jealous.

Steve: Yeah, it was delightful

Croatian Crock Pot by Hubbapalooza April 22, 2010