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cackling hens 

When a group (or pair) of visually and vocally reprehensible women (if you can call them that) get together and complain or rather bitch to each other about their meaningless daily lives. They manage to do this at a decible level in which all humans and animals can hear the conversation within a 1 mile radius. This annoying 'cackling' could even wake a Snorlax.
Hen 1: ... oh and let me tell you that i absolutely hated the service there

Hen 2: interrupts girl stop, I got tell you about this place that ruined my lasagna...

Hen 1 & 2: together cackle cackle cackle cackle CACKLE!!! then laugh together annoyingly CCACACACACACACACKLE!!!

Dude Trying to Sleep: Aww fuck. Its those dam Cackling Hens bitching early again and waking my ass up on my day off... kill me now please
cackling hens by KilsonStreet September 11, 2013
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cracking a cold one with the boys 

Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.
When your teacher thinks you're one the phone but you're CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS

get cracking 

the term get cracking means to get to work on something.
"Geez Frank this boss wants this project completed by noon tomorrow. We better get cracking."
get cracking by John Eades July 12, 2006

Clacking 

When a male moves his hips side to side which causes his Penis to hit each leg causing the "Clacking" sound.
"Ricky was the best, Nobody could out clack Ricky"

"Look boys, He is Clacking"

Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys. 

The sacred act of multiple men (boys) enjoying fresh, cold beers together,
"Last night me and the boys cracked open a few cold ones" said David.
"Tonight, I'm gonna start Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys." Said johny
1. To mean 'going on'? or 'how are you'?
2. 'Let's leave' or to do something quickly.
3. Somethin totally cool, sensational or excellent.
1. "What's crackin?"
2. "Let's get crackin."
3. "That was a crackin pool shot."
crackin by Diego July 17, 2003

cracking and packing 

Teen drug trend whereby teens hollow out a cucumber, fill it with crack and put it in their anus to absorb it faster.
Leighton spent his weekend Illing, cold chilling, maxing, relaxing, kicking it, flipping it, running it hot, hitting it raw, cracking and packing.