The cooler term for Jesus. Christians everywhere will try to beat you if you refer to him as such. Cosmic Jew can
walk on water, turn water into wine, disappear and fly. Hes much more unique the the other guys.
At age 6, the Cosmic Jew began
questioning if Joesph was his real father. Whenever he asked this question, Joesph would then procede to beat him...Violently.
To escape from this he whistled for a cab and when it came near the
license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirrori if anything he can say this cab is rare
But he thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'