Cornelius 

A name for someone of Asian descent (typically Indonesian) usually knows a thing or two about chemistry and guns.
Cornelius is also someone who'd watch another person fall down 60 flights of stairs and just say "Damn" then pop another joke involving guns or chemistry.

Yoo I watched some guy just stare at a body of someone who fell down 60 flights of stairs and make a joke.

Let me guess, his last name was Cornelius

Bingo...

Cornelius by Al-shish kabob May 14, 2022

Cornelius 

A cornball.

“You a cornball, imma call you Cornelius”

Cornelius by OKLAMA! June 17, 2022

Cornelius 

A priest, typically quite a rare but endangered species. Often known for having a fleet of youth parliament on the alter in his church.

Watch out, there is Cornelius!

Cornelius by Alfert SheinStein August 17, 2022

Cornelius 

A Cornea

There's something in my cornelius.

Cornelius by Krogi October 18, 2022

Cornelius 

The second funniest man alive, and a slave

Guy: says a funny joke
You: Wow, this guy is such a Cornelius

Cornelius by Blue boy123 June 8, 2023

Cornelius 

Certainly! Here's a dictionary-style definition for "cornelius":

Cornelius (noun):

1. A person who consistently exhibits excessive efforts to appear impressive or fashionable, often resulting in perceived insincerity or artificiality.
2. A term used colloquially to describe individuals who habitually engage in ostentatious behavior or conspicuous displays of wealth, status, or attractiveness, with the intent to gain admiration or approval from others.

Why are you flexing in front of all those girls? You’re so Cornelius

Cornelius by Jacob Wheeler the 4th February 14, 2024

Cornelius 

A person that tries to fit in with a group by doing and saying anything that would make him/her seem cool to the members of the group

John is such a cornelius

Cornelius by GG’s July 11, 2025