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penile compensation 

New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.
He's driving that truck as a form of penile compensation
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compensation

Tit for tat. Quid pro quo. The core drive of western society. That which drives us to do better (or worse). Recompense for a job well (or poorly) done.
I will help you out, but I require some compensation.
compensation by whorian July 12, 2005

Compensation Brush 

an extensive, thorough teeth brushing right before one's dentist appointment; as to make up for the lack of quality brushes prevalent in the past
Due to heavy partying and shear laziness, Joe had to mix in a serious compensation brush to pass off some half-decent dental hygiene before his 12 o'clock appointment.

Financial Compensation

A euphemism for Mesothelioma.

Named after the variety of commercials by ambulance-chasing lawyers that are seen on television.
My dad was a construction worker, and he got 'Financial Compensation' after being exposed to asbestos.

Dream State Compensation 

Mind compensating awareness and reality even if not aware of the dream because of the minds' need to work our mental problems safely.
My dream state compensation left me able to remember my dream this time.

Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation.

I Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation. My pants

Slime condensate 

Slime condensate is a crafting material in genshin impact, however it has MANY uses to to the fandom, if you don’t know what I’m talking about, keep it that way.
Albedo grabbed his slime condensate