commander of all clits 

To be the supreme clit commander.....kind of like the grand wizard....except instead of being an ignorant racist....you just roll a clit like no other

Nobody rolls a clit like me not this fuck, not that fuck...none of you little fucks I am the commander of all clits! When it comes down to it it's what I do best.

commander of all clits by xX|The¥Gooch|Xx November 8, 2014

Commander Dan

Someone who sits around and is obliviouse to what is going on around them and then mentions a topic that has already been talked about

We talked about that twenty minutes ago Charles, you'r such a Commander Dan!

Commander Dan by Superknox1andonly December 22, 2014

Commander in Chimp 

The most incompetent, very simian-like so called Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Also known as Dubya.

The Commander in Chimp made up the word "misunderestimated" in his speech today!

Commander in Chimp by HDIZZLE March 4, 2004

Commander in Cheese 

A small minded person in a position of authority; a petty tyrant.

The commander in cheese told me to lie to the customer about why the project is late again. How about if I just tell the customer that the project is late because the commander in cheese is a bad engineer?

Commander in Cheese by Saeed Al Maktoum July 28, 2010

Commander Porktits 

Usually a woman masquerading as a man on internet forums. Constantly seeks attention and approval. Is prone to petty fighting. Enjoys Nascar, corn, and adultery.

RedFox74 is trolling so hard, she has become Commander Porktits.

Commander Porktits by LizardKing December 17, 2012

Commander Cool 

1. To be referred or compared to the ultimate badass who ever lived.

2. Another term for "the man", referring to ones friends.

3. Norville Rogers' (Shaggy) hero and role model/at times alter ego.

1. Dude, you can't wuss out now. You're like Commander Cool now.

2. I'm awesome. I'm the man. I'm amazing. I'm Commander Cool.

3. This looks like a job for Commander Cool...and Mellow Mutt!

Commander Cool by Jayz0rzz February 20, 2009

commander and theif 

see George w. bush

I think you know come on.

commander and theif by Aeris November 17, 2003