Colonial Williamsburg 

The place where you were dragged to go on family vacations (multiple times).

It’s where you can enjoy looking at fake quill pens, push a wooden hoop down the street with a stick, take that super silly photo with your head and hands in a pillory, or enjoy the smell of horse manure as you walk aimlessly up and down the streets looking for a glimmer of excitement.

Carl: Let’s go somewhere where there is nothing to do. Any ideas?
Dean: Maine?
Carl: No too lively…
Dean: North Dakota?
Carl: nope…
Dean: Colonial Williamsburg?
Carl: Nailed it!

Colonial Williamsburg by JZ5727285 June 7, 2022

Colonial mindset 

A deep routed inferiority complex that people of an ethnic group or country, usually with a colonised history (India, Philippines, Carribbean, African countries) have towards white people (usually British).

Alatunde has a colonial mindset. When he's at work he puts on a fake posh accent to impress his white employer. He was talking about marrying a white blonde girl as a symbol of wealth and status but deep down isn't confident enough to approach a random girl.

Colonial mindset by McVin August 16, 2023

Colonial Shoebie 

Same as a regular shoebie except in a colonial tourism area rather than a beach.

There will be thousands of Colonial Shoebies in Williamsburg for the 4th of July, unfortunately.

Colonial Shoebie by DeathNova June 27, 2005

colonial forge 

I would never find any bitches here

Colonial Forge is the gayest school to exist

colonial forge by Rawest Nigga July 25, 2016

Colonial pegging 

pegging in colonial times

I heard Dakoda and brandin are into colonial pegging.

Colonial pegging by ax11977 June 16, 2020

Colonial Bootscrape 

When one drops trough and proceeds to wipe one's filthy butthole on a public surface, such as a public bench, street, or public causeway.

"Man someone just colonial bootscraped the shit out of this payphone."

"Man, Im just gonna have to get some new undies. I colonial bootscraped right through this woven cotton support layer."

"Who colonial bootscraped the seat. that's not cool."

Colonial Bootscrape by Cpt. Fart Koala May 28, 2013

Colonial Dildo Supplier 

one who is so useless that they should have their own dick cut off inorder for a women to finally find a use for them by useing their dick as a dildo in colonial times.

I'm so bored I am going to just rip that mans dick off and use him as a Colonial Dildo Supplier.

Colonial Dildo Supplier by gtimbuktu105 September 9, 2010