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CLAUDIO PARENTELA

Claudio Parentela is an illustrator,painter,digital painter,photographer,mail artist,cartoonist,collagist,textile artist,tarotologist,journalist free lance...Active since many years in the international contemporary art scene.
Claudio Parentela:Contemporary Art with a Freakish Taste!
CLAUDIO PARENTELA by aries1962 October 18, 2024

Jean Claudio 

Name of the only badass motherfucker that managed to beat off Chuck Norris and dickslaped more hos than Tiger Woods!
Dude, Jean Claudio just killed Chuck Norrys with a shadowkick to the head and banged all of the Kardashians a the same time! Even the dog!
Jean Claudio by Sixkiller February 10, 2010

Sabrina Claudio 

An R&B goddess who got noticed for her singles like Runnin' thru lovers and Unravel me in 2017.
Have you heard Sabrina Claudio's new single with Whale?

Dirty Claudio 

A hairy man that hasn't showered or left the basement for 3 days because he was playing on his computer.
Hey bud maybe we should cut this game short before you turn into a Dirty Claudio.

I haven't seen the sun all week. I'm such a Dirty Claudio.
Dirty Claudio by The Nard May 1, 2020

pulled a Claudio 

To have your friend have sex with a girl for you, then you high five when you switch out!
Rodrigo pulled a Claudio with Iago

THE CLAUDIO 

While performing the Hudini, one goes to the window and gazes into the eyes of
the catcher, imagining that that was him, while creepishly admiring the beauty
of THE HUDINI!
As lou was catching, he saw the twinkle in his eye, and knew it was THE CLAUDIO
THE CLAUDIO by toad poop March 30, 2009