claude faustus 

Probably the worst character in kuroshitsuji (Black Butler). He'll never be as good as Bassy. He denied Alois's affections and killed him. He is a terrible, emotionless, heartless character who doesn't really have any character.

You: I ship Claude Faustus and Alois Trancy SO HARD!
Me: What the actual shit is wrong with you.

claude faustus by CountingCurses November 24, 2015

claude x alois 

I LOVE MY MASTER ALOIS! “says Claude.” *Alois dies the next day.*
Claude: oh I wonder who did it .. *runs away stealing other demons master*

Claude x Alois: there is no love Claude only wants Alois’s soul nothing more nothing else Claude never loved his master Alois.

claude x alois by Krystal.R May 6, 2018

Claude Frollo 

The Main, Ill-Tempered Protagonist Of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame And Who Gets Angry Or Sometimes Even Enraged At Even The Slightest Act Of Disobedience. Which Is Basically Everything. He Smiles At People being tortured and is the minister of justice and a judge. He is very cold, reclusive, sadistic and got horny over a 16 year old Esmerelda and blamed her being a gypsy or as he would call it `a witch` for his lustful desires. Then he burns down the entire of paris to kill her
oh fuck it just go watch the movie please

Claude Frollo: "Like Fire- Hellfire- This Fire In My Skin.."
Frollo: "This Burning..Desire…Is Turning Me To SIN."
Me, Singing: "THIS BURNING, DESIRE..IS TURNING ME TO S I M P."

Claude Frollo by emperorbelos May 11, 2022

Claude moment 

Usually entering a chatroom, and not saying anything. At random, rare moments, they say useless and somewhat ridiculous comments such as 'I love you' and 'O baby'. Originated by claudeman in Daveday's chat. The reason for Claudemoments is unknown.

HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Hi claude.
HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Claude?? Are you there?
_Haitain_fresh_: Idk...he's been on for hours
Xx_CrazyRhi_xX: I'm bored
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): Team jake.
ClaudeMan: I LOVE YOU ALL
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): ?? Huh???
Blondie!: Claude moment.

Claude moment by Untouched December 26, 2008

Claude lemieux

transvestite frenchman turtle who occasionally played hockey in between selling his ass to arab queers

Fan #1: Us avalanche fans sure love Claude Lemieux eh?
Fan #2: Yeah, but not as much as I am going to love swallowing your seed tonight...

Claude lemieux by claude lemieux August 2, 2008

claude-strophobia 

The fear of Claude Faustus. He is pretty scary, if ya ask me.

Everyone knew she had Claude-strophobia yet they still sent her to the spider demons layer.

claude-strophobia by InvisibleGhost January 28, 2019

Claude Von Riegan

The most perfect specimen in existence. The moment i started up FE3H and saw his beautiful green eyes i knew he was the one. Even if he poisons the other houses with his homemade laxatives. He is incredible, he is an icon, and he is the only viable option for a lifelong partner out of the Fire Emblem Three Houses roster. He also ended racism in imperial year 1200. What a perfect guy. One of his favorite teas are Almryan Pine Needles. When you go for a teatime with him and give him that delectable blend, you will be able to spend as much time as you like joking and laughing with the future leader of the Leicester Alliance. He is the perfect person and if he existed in real life the world would end due to how perfect he is. Even though countless attempts on his life were made by his own brothers, he is still more sane than both Psycho Dimitri and War Criminal Edelgard after Byleth’s 5 years of slumber. He is the one true person to choose when walking down the path of life. Any other option is horrible and should not be chosen. Claude Von Riegan is the only way.

Person A: Hey, why haven’t you dated anyone since 2019? Ever since you played that Fire Emblem game you haven’t even spared guys a glance.
Person B: Because ever since i played the game, my standards have been raised infinitely by Claude Von Riegan. No man will ever live up to him, and therefore i will never be able to love again after i found out a pude Claude.

Claude Von Riegan by blueprint.. January 5, 2023