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crummy juncture 

and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself into physical experience with a crummy juncture?
crummy juncture by Murtle Wumbat October 12, 2016

Yummy Cummy 

A sweet sticky goo that a man releases from his penis to pleasure his partner after a vigorous fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Now shower me in your Yummy Cummy please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmm YUMMY!!!
Chad : Hey there's more where that came from!
Kiersten : Awesome FUCK ME AGAIN!
Chad : Oh Baby!
Yummy Cummy by SlopNChop January 18, 2017
A close friend of Smoke Crackulas who gets jacked off on by Wankenstiens Monster. Originally called the MUMMY....his name was changed because of the large amounts of sperm that were deposited on him by Wankenstien!!.... thus.... becoming .... "THE CUMMY"!!!!
WOW...The mummy got jacked off on so many times by Wankenstien that he is entirely covered in sperm.....We shall chnge his name to "THE CUMMY"!!
The CUMMY by Pete Negwaski! February 14, 2008

Chimmy Shimmy 

The clenched butt cheek walk/run one finds themselves making to reach the nearest toilet before raining a gush of explosive diarrhea in their pants after eating too many chimichangas (or even one funky one).
Got drunk last night and ate 3 chimichangas. Seemed smart at the time, but woke up this morning with the Chimmy Shimmy. Damn near crapped myself!
Chimmy Shimmy by Odiggz August 17, 2014

Cummy mummy 

When a guy cumms on strips of toilet paper and his partner proceeds to wrap themselves in the wet strips
Jon: " I throughly enjoy a good cummy mummy"
Cummy mummy by Cactus wank August 11, 2016

chumming the rooster

While getting head she went too deep and starting chumming the rooster.
chumming the rooster by kingsmen January 10, 2014