Cooking onions 

When someone has a bad body odor.
When someone’s armpits smell like onions.

Guy 1 : “Bro do you smell that?”
Guy 2 : “Yeah, I think sam is cooking onions”

Cooking onions by Tangy bbq sauce March 13, 2020

Chokking up the tok 

Getting to the money

I was chokking up the tok when I was selling bricks

Chokking up the tok by KxlebG January 20, 2023

No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards 

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.

Suck my Cock
No thanks small things are choking hazards

No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards by DoYouReallyCare July 7, 2012

Cooking the cat

When you have anal sex without lube and it creates enough friction to cook a cat.

Me and carol were cooking the cat last night

Cooking the cat by Fearypai June 28, 2015

choosing fee 

the amount of money a prostitute gives her pimp upon the contractual agreement (most of the time verbal) in order for the arrangement to proceed.

"i stole your bitch, and she done paid me the choosing fee of $5000, and she starts this evening"

"in order for you to embrace this pimpin', ho, you need to pay the choosing fee"

choosing fee by notcaptsaveaho September 29, 2012

Choking the alligator 

To trick a foreigner by telling them something false about or relating to America. Comes from the classic underground film Stranger Than Paradise.

I told my Hungarian cousin Eva that in America instead of saying vaccuming the floor we say "Choking the Alligator".

Choking the alligator by Anymajor-dude January 14, 2015

choking kink 

Someone who gets turned on by someone choking them.

Woah David don't choke CJ, they have a choking kink!

choking kink by SakuraSets March 29, 2021