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The Cheeseburger 

A sexual move in nature, One must leave their penis unwashed for 3 weeks to ensure a bad case of Cheese on their meat. Place your Cheese infested meat in between your partners buns and you have now successfully performed The Cheeseburger
Person 1: Yo Brian how was it

Person 2: She got mad cuz i did The Cheeseburger on her
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Cheeseburger Man

A man who is seen at a baseball field. He may or may not have a child playing in the game, but he sure enjoys watching it. Frequently seen eating cheeseburgers and wearing glasses that look like they were found in a junkyard. But he was the best damn baseball coach Berkley has ever seen!
A: Hey mommy, you know that guy who's always at the field. He's always eating cheeseburgers and has junkyard glasses. I don't know if he has a kid or not.

M:That's the cheeseburger man. Stay away from him, he's creepy....
Cheeseburger Man by I use bald head September 20, 2019

sideways cheeseburger 

A girls vagina. When the vagina is pinched between the thumb and index finger.

One Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse 

Being a one man cheeseburger apocalypse means you want a craving large of fast food, Burger King to be exact.

“ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”
1 - “gohd damn I am really a one man cheeseburger apocalypse”
2 - “what the fuck are you on about.”

Cheeseburgers 

The Odd and End Jobs you do to make quick cash for food and livin'
Just picked up a big load of scrap metal- that's a lotta cheeseburgers baby!
Cheeseburgers by FarOutWords November 19, 2010

cheeseburger eddie

the huge brotha from The Longest Yard who gives all the prizoners McDonald's. He uses phrases such as:

"you always gotta protect the mcnuggets"

"baby backbitch"

"this is some baby back bullshit"
Cheeseburger Eddie got me some Mcnuggets and a Big Mac yesterday.

ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger 

when a crackhead is so horribly ruined, poor and hungry that they will suck a persons dick for a cheeseburger.
you walk out of mcdonalds and a crazy homeless man runs up to you ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger!