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business deal 

1) Noun, Canned 'interested in' selection box that one checks when filling out their LinkedIn.com webpage. Chances are, if you feel the need to have a LinkedIn.com page, you do not have the means (i.e. capital) to actually execute such a deal. I'm sure your company CEO is surfing the LinkedIn.com page....NOT. People who would select this term on their LinkedIn.com page probably are dental dicks. Instead of doing their job, such people often spend their entire time at work looking for yet another job.

2) Noun, Leaving your cubicle to take a dump at approximately 10:30AM local time while you are at work.
1) Mr. Scott's page says he's interested in business deals. Too bad he'll be a low-level manager supervising dental dicks his entire time at this company.

2) Oh man, I shouldn't have had Thai food last night. I'll be in my 'other office' executing a large business deal if you need to find me!
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Straight Business

The act of being a boss, player, pimp or just an all around no nonsense guy. Keeping composure when things get out of hand. Also can be shortened to Straight Biz.
Dude Matt Damon was straight Business in that movie Bourne Identity.

Dude that guy looks sick in a tie, hes totally Straight Biz.

Man Mr. Reynolds doesn't mess around, he is Straight Biz.
Straight Business by dthedancer October 15, 2010

serious business 

An expression said, often in a sarcastic, humorous way. Can be used in just about any context to describe something in a nonsensical way. internets
serious business by Kyle2252 September 1, 2008

Sticky Business

When you are having sex with a chick and at the end you cum on her face and slap your business card in the mess you've created so that it sticks to her face.
I gave this chick the sticky business last night. I figure if she doesn't feel like calling me, at least she's got my email address too.

Business dick 

Someone who is very successful in business, but at the same time is a massive dick because of it.
Ooj is always talking about how much money is company is making, he's such a business dick.
Business dick by yawn92 September 17, 2014

Businesschan 

busi•ness•chan (biz'nis-chan') n. An Asian man engaged in business (especially in corrupted business)
chanfitzgerladlawerence - A corrupted Asian man engaged in illegal business, usually in bootlegging and moonshine distribution.

synonym of Businesschan
Businesschan by chanxmanx February 9, 2009

Shy Business 

Shy Business or Shylock business: the business of loan sharking.
The shy business is one of the most popular ways through which the mob earns it's income.
Shy Business by Jack977 October 20, 2010