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One of those fruit pie that you get that have so much bad stuff in there but are so good. Often wraped in a frosting glazed pie shell.
Burrito by hehe vb June 28, 2005
Some fuckass Mexicans brought them here deeply loved
I had a Burrito
Burrito by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017
A very large, thick penis.
My girlfriend loves to give head, especially to guys with a Burrito!
Burrito by Likesittrimmed July 28, 2018
A sexual act, for the female's pleasure/humiliation. The full act is to fuck her in the ass, the cunt, and the mouth, in that order. The last part is the tasty burrito. See also lasagna.
Last time I banged my ex, I was way pissed at her, so I gave her a burrito.
burrito by StrangePlanet December 23, 2003
to be passed out drunk/high, and have someone wrap a blanket around you, like a burrito, and take a picture
never accept a blanket from JP, she'll wait til you fall asleep and then burrito you
burrito by C1VO September 16, 2011