The Bryn Mawr
School is a prestigious
school located in Roland Park, near all the
big, rich houses. Everybody knows that if you didn't get into Bryn Mawr, you'll probably to go to NDP or SPSG. Tuition is so high because the education is better than any
school in
Maryland. Most seniors end up going to Ivy Leagues, or getting accepted into the top 25% of colleges in the USA.
The average Bryn Mawr student lives Guilford or Roland Park, and everybody drives a Mercedes or a
BMW to
school. People get their first cars, typically in sophomore year, right after they get their permit. Bryn Mawr girls mostly date guys from Gilman and Boys Latin. Both all-
boys schools filled with other rich people like them. Bryn Mawr would never be caught dead dating a
guy from Calvert Hall, Loyola, or St. Pauls (unless they're seriously desperate). They're just not on the same level.
Unlike NDP or Maryvale, these girls are
smart AND rich. Most Bryn Mawr girls play at least two sports while still getting good grades (even though the curriculum is a lot harder than other surrounding schools). If you're from CHC,
LB, or SPSB, you have got no chance being with a girl from Bryn Mawr, you're lucky if they even talk to you. If you're from any of those schools and you happen to be talking to someone from Bryn Mawr, just know that they're probably bored because their Gilman boyfriend is away.
They have the best uniform. Bryn Mawr girls get invited to all the dances, but only go if it's Gilman or Boys Latin.
BMS girl: What
school do you go to?
Guy 1: Calvert hall
BMS girl: EW *runs over with Porsche and calls over BL boyfriend to beat him up*
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gilman
guy: What
school do you go to?
girl 1: mercy
gilman guy: no youre too dumb
girl 2: I go to Bryn Mawr
gilman guy: wow ur rich
