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A term originating in Riverdale, USA to negatively describe someone or something that is uninteresting, annoying or generally unappealing.
"Can you believe Reggie hooked up with Midge again?"
"Ugh, what does she see in him? He is SO bowser."
Bowser by Archie Andrews December 12, 2007
A large fat bald man that drives a small fast car as popularized in the Super Mario Kart gaming series.
Hey Baz, Thats a very nice new mini cooper you have there.

Isnt it a bit small for your fat ass though Bowser ?
Bowser by Mallev January 25, 2013
A turtle with spikes on its back from the MARIO franchise he is a very evil turtle as he likes grabbing people and dipping them in lava so their legs can fall off.
OH NO BOWSER HAS GOT ME! WAIT A MINUTE I HAVE NO LEGS I HAVE NO LEGS HE BURNED THEM OF AND THEN ATE ME! (Noises....) MARIO TO THE RESCUE (Mario dies)
Bowser by Mr.Alpha1 January 12, 2017
Great, mighty king of guys who talk to posters.
"Lord Bowser, remember your blood pressure!"
Bowser by OddHappenings December 5, 2019
People that look like their dogs.
Hey, that guy is a bowser
Bowser by Wrath is gay August 5, 2020
Steven: “I’m kinda bored I think imma use bowser”
Bowser by LøngSchlôngDönkeyKōng November 19, 2020