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boarding school 

fucking hell like literal hell like i wanna go to boarding school
friend: that person in the horror movie just died
me: no they are in boarding school

Boarding school 

Prison

Well kinda...
A frequently-stereotyped educational institution that often features a more diverse population than most people believe. Contrary to popular belief, not all boarding school students are snotty, preppy airheads and jocks. Not all are sent there as preparation for becoming trophy wives or CEOs. Boarding schools are not as weird and sheltered as they are portrayed to be (especially not for day students) and they do have significant value other than "getting the kids out of the way".

Many parents send children to boarding schools for high school because they feel this will better prepare them for college life. Others live in areas with poor public schooling systems and elect to send their children elsewhere, so they can have a better education. It may come as a shock to some that many boarding school students come from extremely rural areas or from so-called "bad neighborhoods" and are there on scholarship.

Living at a boarding school often puts kids in contact with people they would never meet otherwise, as students often come from all over the world. Interacting with people from different places and backgrounds generally broadens the students' minds and horizons. Dorm life requires that they learn to live with other people and to effectively resolve problems with roommates and neighbors.
“Oh look Lara, Freya and Philippa go to a Boarding school.”

“Oh no! I was going to bang all three tonight but because they live in hell I can’t anymore”
Boarding school by Sugerplum101 January 27, 2021

Boarding Star 

Someone who helps people get on planes but also someone who is so great at their job that they are a star.
Person 1: damn he’s really good at his job
Person 2: he must be a boarding star

boarding student strudel day 

a day in which boarding students are turned into strudel
person a (day student): oh wow, will you look at that, it's boarding student strudel day!
person b (boarding student): *panics* *runs away*

Boarding school 

A place where Indian parents send their children to fucking die, and to get tortured by having no connection with the outside world and only study.
Indian mom: I am sending you to boarding school.
Indian child: NOOOOO WHY!!!!11!!
Boarding school by uhhjustsomebody September 20, 2022

boarding house 

"omg thats so cool u live in a boarding house?
"yeah n no its not cool its just that im homeless n we r rich so we live there n get treated like dogs by 40 year old cunts, "