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blowed up 

1) Very busy, usually because to-dos weren't consolidated properly. (Used chiefly at a restaurant)
2) It can also refer to the crazy things a specific table wants you to do for them.
3) Sometimes, it can refer to other restaurant problems, like someone going crazy or something being broken.
1) "No. I'm blowed up. I have four tables now and was just double-sat. I have ten drinks to get out and two orders to put in."
2) "My table is blowed up. I just got them extra ketchup and mayo, the old guy is sending his steak back, and I have to get three refills."
3) "Don't bother Jen, she's blowed up right now."
blowed up by funshine912 February 4, 2009
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Blowed Up 

This means not only to be stoned or drunk or pilled up, its a combination of one or another. This usually means to smoke weed until your mind is fucking warped and when that happens you cool yourself off with a 12 pack of beer, thusly completing the "blowed up" process. Practice this method with your friends and see what kind of interesting combinations you can come up with.
Gary: Dude I'm at Jr's gettin' blowed up. 6 percodan, 8 beers, and 4 bowls. Still standin' tall. BERNT. Don't talk shit about total!

Dillon: I'll be there in 5 minutes

Blowed as fuck 

To be very tired. To be over exhausted.
Blowed as fuck by Sfuu-chan March 7, 2009

blowed up 

How you feel when you get too crossfaded, to the point where all you want to do is sleep, have sex, or eat.
Dude, I got so blowed up last night, that I ended up eating 3 granola bars and passing out at six...
blowed up by tegarrison September 13, 2018
"Keth got blowed on so hard today mayne! And he couldnt even blow back!"
blowed on by Jazzie. March 6, 2008

blowed shit 

(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate
Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense
blowed shit by DrummaKing December 10, 2017

Blowed Wreck 

She blow him a kiss and he fell off his bike
Blowed- Verb , action, meaning pastence of inflation.

Wreck_ noun, thing, means results of an incident that can cause extream outcomes whether its negative or positive example: His last concerts blowed wreck.