This is when your fucking a bitch and she has bronchitis. Due to her being a bitch, she usually won’t tell you she has bronchitis till she has your kid..
So look out for the bitchitis

Man: She’s such a bitchitis!
Mans friend: how?!
Man: because she has bronchitis and now she’s pregnant with my kid

Bitchitis by Katsuki_Janna October 31, 2019

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Bitchitis

The action and illness of getting off the game too early.
Symptoms of said Illness follows -

Leaving at 10 o’clock or before on a work night and before 12 o’clock on a weekend.

!!!CAUTION!!! Bitchitis is extremely contagious as one member can create a domino affect causing others members to catch the illness.

Why TF are you getting off now Chunk?!?! I smell a hint of Bitchitis brewing.

Bitchitis by OverwatchStinks November 30, 2023

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dumb bitchitis

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.

"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

dumb bitchitis by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020

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severe bitchitis

A contagious disease generated from anti vaccination, popularity at school and being called Kevin in a cartoon

'Isis has been bitching about everything recently'
'Yeah bro, I think she's got severe bitchitis'

severe bitchitis by anonymous April 8, 2021

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