Biology Homework  

Really hard stuff that normal folk like myself cannot understand and have to read the same sentence five times to move on. Everyone else is done by this point and playing volleyball on the beach like a scene from the OC.

"Hey Joe you wanna go out and get some CHICKS."

"No..I got Biology Homework ....*jumps back into slave pit where he is then stoned with really heavy biology and finely sharpened no. 2 pencils.

Biology Homework by KALESBALES November 2, 2008

bopping your bologna 

Old-school prison slang for masturbating.

Greg, why are you always bopping your bologna when you should be studying for your final exams?

bopping your bologna by Dr. Kalud December 13, 2009

Bologna Sauce 

(slang) An alternate term used by grandmothers (especially mine) to curse in front of little children instead of saying 'Bull Shit'

Child: Grandma! I jumped over the roof!
Grandma: That's bologna sauce!

Bologna Sauce by 2JSC July 9, 2011

Studying for Biology 

Fapping

I was up late last night studying for biology.

Studying for Biology by KAKAKAKOW December 16, 2013

Miller's Hot Bologna 

A popular snack food of Pennsylvania, particularly denizens of Schulkill County (Da Skook) containing plenty of red chili flakes.

While delicious, one does not dare to think about what they are actually consuming. Miller's Hot Bologna is comprised of variety meats including, but most assuredly not limited to: Beef and pork cheeks, mechanically separated chicken, beef hearts, pork hearts, and pork tongues.

I went to da beer distributor to get me a gallon a miller's hot bologna.

Miller's Hot Bologna by ASkookDaFuck March 31, 2009

Bologna Whaffs

A Whaff that is overly dominated with the smell of fresh and/or fried bologna. The primary oddity of Bologna Whaffs is that the purveyors of the putrid gas, did not consume any bologna products to account for the rancid stench.

Stan: Yo WTF is that smell? Are they cooking up fried bologna again in the cafeteria?

Joe: No Braahhhhh! That's me. I am ripping the Bologna Whaffs today. What do you think?

Stan: I think I fixing to hurl broohhhhh! That stank is rank nasty ass yo. It's clinging to my nostrils. I need air.

Bologna Whaffs by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2015

wet bologna flower 

A term used to discribe a woman's privates that have been severly overused, unwashed, and/or mistreated to the extent of resembling a wilting hibiscus constructed out of prossessed meat by-products.

The hooker's twat looked like a wet bologna flower.

wet bologna flower by Lizz L September 16, 2008