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bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze 

A phrase shouted Jesus when he has become aroused by the sight of a man and intends to pursue him. Jesus will use his tendrils to grab hold of the man, immobilizing him until Jesus forces the man's penis into butt dick butt.
Guy 1: "Oh, shit, here comes Jesus, and he looks horny!"

Guy 2: "Get away!"

Jesus: "Bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze!"

Guy 1: "It's too late! He's got me by the dick with his tendrils!"
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bis in die 

When I asked the doctor what BID stands for, she said bis in die.
bis in die by Suzy Q June 14, 2018

bis cas fri

This is how we say business casual friday around the office, because, you know, we have to abbrev everything.
I'm going to wear my Windows XP polo shirt this bis cas fri.
bis cas fri by SMD August 21, 2004

Bis mi wasabi 

“Bis mi” is a hebrish (hebrew-english) phrase that means “give me a bite”. So – give me a bite of the wasabi.
Could be a hint to her previous hit “Toy” that was japan-themed.
Yossi: bis mi wasabi on my sushi

Sushi maker: sababa. I’ll give ya!
Bis mi wasabi by Amitaytooy February 2, 2019

bis-naitch 

Another way of saying Bitch. Must be said in a high voice with a change in pitch between bis and naitch.
You punk-assed bis-naitch!
bis-naitch by Mahoney August 30, 2005

Bis-natch 

1) A fancy way of saying Bitch

2) A fancy way of saying female dog
1)
Girl 1: ahhhhhh this is too hot I wanted it to be 71 Degrees
but its 75
Girl 2: Stop being whinny, uh your such a bis-natch
Bis-natch by abercrmbie latina January 10, 2008