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The feeling you get just after smoking a joint.
"I am so beeved right now"
beeved by Endorpheonix November 24, 2016

Belvedere 

A word used to describe the utter disappointment felt when, after years of anticipation, only garbage is found inside a time capsule. Can also refer to the disappointment one feels when their highly anticipated date turns sour. Reference source: The 50 year time capsule buried in Tulsa, OK contained the rusted corpse of a Belvedere vehicle.
Debi: I can't wait until they open the time capsule. I bet those items will be worth millions.
Mark: (On the opening of the capsule). No, Debi...it is just a bunch of prom dress catalogs and baseball cards. And everything is all wet. Looks like they Belvedered this one, too.
Belvedere by Debi Rowland March 26, 2008

Belvedere 

Inserting a schard of Cristal meth in to the anus or butthole
I Shir squirted after do that belvedere
Belvedere by Taintskin February 13, 2017

belvedere 

that stick-icky shit
that green
those trees
the thing that we
those who see
smoke
roll it up
pack it up
frisk it
vaporize it
eat it
cook it
brew it
that herb
that swag
those middies
those crips
those beasters
those headies
that hash
that hemp
that kush
GB's
Bongs
Bowls
Pieces
Blunts
J's
Joints
Cigaweed
that wacky tobacky
those crystals
that THC
those stems
those seeds
that purple haze
that chronic
that dro
from hydroponic
to Saskatchewan Jackhair
that lemon haze
the L
that endo
that mary jane
that pot
that cannabis
that marijuana
We be smokin' on that belvedere
belvedere by Jeevez February 22, 2008

mr. belvediered 

(verb) for a man to sit on his testicles and/or scrotum
aaaah! i just mr. belvediered myself
mr. belvediered by bluntbillie December 13, 2009

Mr. Belvedere 

It's when you're having sex with a girl and you're about to climax. You pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her vagina. Similar to a donkey punch.
Last night I gave my wife the Mr. Belvedere.
Mr. Belvedere by amikke01 December 9, 2008