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the berzerker

Australian (melbourne) industrial death metal band

the frontman (singer) used to be a gabba-dj, and this infuences their songs. They play at an insane speed (drummer used to have the world record for snare drumming at 19.13 bps) and use distorted 909 kick drums. They have two 'singers' one with a death metal growl and one with a black metal screech, both of whom sing at an insane speed.
On their first album they used a drumcomputer, but on their second (with songs like: death reveals, pure hatred and no one wins) you can hear the speed of a real person.
The berzerker wears weird animalistic masks, because they dont want to be human.
The berzerker is probably the fastest and most intense band there is. Pure extremity.

for more info: http://www.theberzerker.com/info.htm
to get a good idea of thier music, you should listen tracks like: reality, pure hatred, betrayal, massacre and last mistake,my favorites

http://www.theberzerker.com/Videos.htm
http://www.theberzerker.com/sounds.htm
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Berserklejerk 

The greatest subreddit on Earth, full of shitposting god foot and meme apostles.
"Dude Berserklejerk has the best shitposts."
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Berzerkeley

A slang term used to describe beautiful Berkeley, California, and the total kooks living there. Hippies, yuppies, gays, lesbians, and yanni-loving new age freaks have been converging on this Bay area city since the 60's.

It seems that the social, cultural, and political happenings at UC Berkeley during that time served as the impetus for the mass migration.

Known as a politically & socially liberal mecca, Berzerkeley will always be a favorite destination for freaks from all over the world.
Berzerk + Berkeley = Berzerkeley
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Named after a group of Norse warriors who would work themselves into a frenzy before battle and fight with reckless savagery and insane fury. Used today to describe a person acting in an insanely violent manner.
Did you see that guy go berserk on the footy field? He bit that other guy's ear off!
berserk by (M)Rated August 22, 2004

Bejerker 

Someone skilled in the arts of bejerking or the bejerk. They know how to sneak attack and suprise people while bejerking them. Are familiar with the different types of bejerk handles. Often set up situations to bejerk people with other bejerkers.
One bejerker will walk up to a victim and engage in a conversation. Then the second bejerker will come from behind. The first bejerker will say something like "Hey Nathan yesterday for dinner I ate this really good dish called..." then the second bejerker grabs under the victims neck and pulls down (known as a bejerk).
Bejerker by KZilla53 July 9, 2010
Berserk: to be agitated or irritated and to act violently or in frenzy.
Every time Condoleezza Rice speaks the blowflies go ‘berserk’ they always get a good feed.

In reference to Condoleezza Rice and her defence of mass genocide in Iraq!
berserk by Sean Ambrose January 29, 2008

DJ Bezerker 

American Legend Happy Hardcore DJ, Creator of Ruffneck Playaz Crew (www.RuffneckPlayazCrew.com). Originally from Washington,D.C. now in Providence, R.I.
DJ Bezerker can battle DJS

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DJ Bezerker by bezerker January 31, 2008