Bennett

(Noun) Someone who is totally vintage/vintage "out the yin-yang". (verb) To be vintage as all hell. (Adj) Vintage (Adv.) You get the point.

"Whoa, you are a bennett with all of your vintage accessories and useless American Eagle periphinalia!" (Noun)

"I bennetted that shit because...just because" (verb)

"That shit is so bennett, with all of its vintageness and such." (Adjective)

"I bennettly bennett that vintage tee" (adverb AND verb, BIATCH!)

by noneyocookies November 3, 2006

Bennett

Gay, in a masculine fashion. Characterized by thick moustaches, flat-top haircuts, and chain-mail skirts.

"That's the most Bennett biker I've seen in a long time."

by Dzugashvili July 30, 2008

Bennett

Huge jerk with a tiny dick and has no friends. He is annoying on purpose and jerks off to pokemon.

Dude stop being such a bennett.

Woah dude are you watching pokemon porn?! EW STOP BEING A BENNETT

by BBC LUVAH June 12, 2016

Bennett

a fake ass fucking hoe.

he’s being fake, he must be a bennett.

by peanutbutterpanda14 August 4, 2017

Bennett

Excessive exposure of a malnutritioned body, showing off something that everyone is disgusted by

"Dude put your shirt on you look like a Bennett!!"

by benarfa November 10, 2009

Bennett

Bennett is a blond girl who knows about every dirty joke in the book. She’s super awesome to her friends and always knows how to make them laugh. Everything about her is friendly and she will often have a crowd of people watching her outrageous acts. She’s not afraid to be different-really different- and will most likely have a lot of boyfriends within a short period. However, whoever she’s with, she’ll treat like a king. Most people find her to outgoing however, so only her true friends can take her all the time. She’ll get you into trouble sometimes, but a Bennett is always worth knowing!

Person 1- Hey did you see Bennett?
Person 2- Yeah wasn’t she dancing on the lunch table earlier?
Person 3- Yeah, it was a bit much...
A close friend- Nothings too much for Bennett!

by BoBhArRy November 5, 2018

Bennett

One of the most unfunny people I have ever met with one of the worst dick diseases (the soft cock)

Bennett is a fucking Mexican jumping bean

by Nigggerr October 18, 2019