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n., The hood, a small suburban town in the Boston area consisting of crackheads and pimps. When your in the mean streets of Belmont (there's a shitload of potholes) u better watch your back or you're gonna get a beatdown.
In truth, Belmont is one of the safest towns in the state of Massachusetts, consisting of mormons and really white people that play baseball.
Belmont by KidGENIUSSSSS March 22, 2009
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belmont hill 

the absolute nadir of academic institutions, infamous for the arrogance, idiocy, and moral bankruptcy of its students, faculty, and administration and characterized by popped collars, photography of other males not wearing shirts, effeminate nicknames, a dangerously overinflated perception of athletic skill, and myriad other trappings of abject faggotry. Their crude attempts at obscuring these facts not withstanding, no sensible, heterosexual male would ever deign to join this Sodom and Gomorrah of the ISL.
Belmont Hill students, in their boorish and poorly-conceived efforts to besmirch the good name of a certain other, inexorably superior rival institution, claim that 'at least they get laid.' They fail to mention, however, that their sexual exploits involve exclusively other males.
belmont hill by the z mann September 18, 2008

Belmont Hill Syndrome 

A disease, endemic to belmont hill, that involves mysterious pain in the rectum, along with strange markings on the penis, almost similar to bite marks. The cause is still being studied. In Massachussetts, the only state in which it has been studied so far, it has been found at Belmont Hill, Roxbury Latin, in Provincetown, and among certain Catholic Priests.
Guy: Hey, baby, want to go out tonight?

Girlfriend: No, I just found out you have Belmont Hill Syndrome. Faggot!

Belmont Milds 

A popular Canadian brand of cigarettes. Manufacturing of Belmont Milds is scheduled for termination by 30 April 2007, at the latest, due to new Canadian federal tobacco regulations concerning the use of the terms "mild" and "light" on tobacco packaging. Since Belmont Milds are one of the highest-quality cigarettes currently manufactured in Canada, their discontinuation is yet another example of the anti-smoking Nazis in Ottawa failing to address REAL public concerns, instead conceding to the will of uptight, over-the-hill baby boomers who want to make sure the air still smells nice long after their olfactory organs have ceased to function.
"Did you hear, Belmont Milds are being discontinued."

"Yeah, maybe if we set fire to some baby boomers in the streets the government will change its mind."
Belmont Milds by nadnosnibor December 11, 2008

Belmont, MA 

Belmont, Massachusetts. A quaint small town on the outskirts of Boston. There are many small businesses which provide for a visitor's every need, and the personalities who run them- From the sociable owners of Belmont Pizza to the Asian owners of Belmont Variety- are a joy for any visitor to acquaint themselves with.

The school system is among the best in the state. Its computing system of choice is Microsoft Windows (far superior to the Macintosh "computers" used by Lexington). Nearly every classroom possesses a Smartboard (A sort of digital blackboard) which greatly increases teachers' options during lessons.

Do you desire something less legal, perhaps? Belmont is known to be among the easiest places in Massachusetts to procure the herb known as marijuana, especially if you don't want to deal with any dirty brown people. Many upstanding white gentlemen are known to procure the Marijuana plant for sale. As an aside: There is a reason one of Belmont's institutions of learning is called a 'High' School.

The police force in this town is also among the most helpful and kind in the state. The police in Belmont do not harass any white person for being intoxicated.

However, overall, Belmont is clearly the number 1 choice for anyone hoping to start a family, or simply to visit.
Belmont, MA is a fine place to raise a family!

Belmont, MA is a far better place to live than Lexington, MA.
Belmont, MA by Nick Trano April 12, 2011

Belmont Senior Secondary 

The roughest school this side of the tracks.
"Dude this place is more ghetto then Belmont Senior Secondary "

besmooted 

suddenly my mother besmooted me.

i besmooted the child because he yelled at me.
besmooted by that c-gal March 6, 2018