Balmonted 

When someone films someone else unconsentually, without the victims knowledge, through a blazer pocket.

That girl just got balmonted again, when will I get to?

Balmonted by m.madness December 12, 2022

jason belmonte 

The single greatest ten-pin bowler of the modern day, known for revolutionizing the sport of bowling using his controversial two hand, no thumb approach that garners more power. Is the only PBA player to have won three major championships in a year and third in most major titles won at 9, and is poised to win many more. Also collaborated with Dude Perfect in "Bowling Trick Shots"

A: Who won the USBC Mazters this year?
B: Jason Belmonte. Again. For the 4th time within 5 years.
A: Thats the greatest bowler in the world for you.

jason belmonte by 2hndbwlr May 15, 2018

zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted

it is a way to express a high so intense that normal words could never describe

dudeeeeeeee, after that 5 blunt rotation i am zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted!

zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted by Tayrika Kwomp December 31, 2008

Balconied 

A shot in Counter-Strike: Source, where an enemy is up on the balcony, and you shoot him from the side, without his knowledge. This is a move that has been made famous by IAN3111, and many others, such as DP herki hawkeye.

IAN3111: You got balconied son.
herki hawkeye: No, I didn't!
Jon: Scrub.

Balconied by JDGersdorf May 23, 2006

Balcontent

A Balcontent heckles an entertainment act from off-stage, particularly from a (soap)box or balcony. It is a neologism formed from the words 'balcony' and 'malcontent'.

Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets epitomize the balcontent philosophy of ritualized and persistent heckling.

Balcontent by Doomnation November 28, 2011

ZOOTED BALOOTED 

When your honestly just high as fuck

Yoooo Dustin

“Wassup bro”
“I’m mf ZOOTED BALOOTED “

ZOOTED BALOOTED by Tata binx April 22, 2018

bomont" or "bomonted

In the movie Jackie Brown, by filmmaker Quentin Tarantino, a drug addict character named Bomont gets murdered brutally in cold blood, due in great part to his lack of awareness/logic. So when something bad happens that is unfair or executed with mal-awareness, it is termed bomonted, or a state of bomontness. I've heard this term also used to describe someone who is full of bullsh*t.

Ex.1
Conversation:
Guy 1:"Dude, Jackie's car got stolen."
Guy 2:"Man, that's bomont."

Conversation:
Guy 1:" I heard Vince got into a Fight with Guido last week, he got messed up bad.:
Guy 2:"Man, he got bomonted!"

bomont" or "bomonted by Gabriel P.A. August 15, 2004