The single greatest ten-pin bowler of the modern day, known for revolutionizing the sport of bowling using his controversial two hand, no thumb approach that garners more power. Is the only PBA player to have won three major championships in a year and third in most major titles won at 9, and is poised to win many more. Also collaborated with Dude Perfect in "Bowling Trick Shots"

A: Who won the USBC Mazters this year?
B: Jason Belmonte. Again. For the 4th time within 5 years.
A: Thats the greatest bowler in the world for you.

jason belmonte by 2hndbwlr May 15, 2018

Related Words

Balmonted • balaonte • Balconied • Balcontent • Balinted • balmond london • BELMONTE • Belmontesque • david belmonte • jason belmonte

zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted

it is a way to express a high so intense that normal words could never describe

dudeeeeeeee, after that 5 blunt rotation i am zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted!

zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted by Tayrika Kwomp December 31, 2008

Balconied

A shot in Counter-Strike: Source, where an enemy is up on the balcony, and you shoot him from the side, without his knowledge. This is a move that has been made famous by IAN3111, and many others, such as DP herki hawkeye.

IAN3111: You got balconied son.
herki hawkeye: No, I didn't!
Jon: Scrub.

Balconied by JDGersdorf May 23, 2006

Balcontent

A Balcontent heckles an entertainment act from off-stage, particularly from a (soap)box or balcony. It is a neologism formed from the words 'balcony' and 'malcontent'.

Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets epitomize the balcontent philosophy of ritualized and persistent heckling.

Balcontent by Doomnation November 28, 2011

ZOOTED BALOOTED

When your honestly just high as fuck

Yoooo Dustin

“Wassup bro”
“I’m mf ZOOTED BALOOTED “

ZOOTED BALOOTED by Tata binx April 22, 2018

bomont" or "bomonted

In the movie Jackie Brown, by filmmaker Quentin Tarantino, a drug addict character named Bomont gets murdered brutally in cold blood, due in great part to his lack of awareness/logic. So when something bad happens that is unfair or executed with mal-awareness, it is termed bomonted, or a state of bomontness. I've heard this term also used to describe someone who is full of bullsh*t.

Ex.1
Conversation:
Guy 1:"Dude, Jackie's car got stolen."
Guy 2:"Man, that's bomont."

Conversation:
Guy 1:" I heard Vince got into a Fight with Guido last week, he got messed up bad.:
Guy 2:"Man, he got bomonted!"

bomont" or "bomonted by Gabriel P.A. August 15, 2004

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026