Wheel Barrow Wasted

When you are so wasted you feel you are going to pass out so you choose/ believe it would be a good idea if you went around the town or city with a friend pushing you in a wheel barrow. That way you can get out without any necessary mobility.

Mallory "I am soooo tired, you know I'm going to pass out right? I can't go for a walk!"

Jason "Well, we'll take you around town in a wheel barrow that way you can sleep and we can claim in the morning that we got wheel barrow wasted"

Mallory "okay, sounds hilarious"

by Spiderman Wall Kick February 5, 2012

Machiavellian Wheel-barrow

Similar to the sexual position, 'the wheel-barrow' (i.e on one's back in a submissive role with the legs pulled over the partner's shoulders) the bottoming person would be either debating, complaining, glaring (or all at the same time) during the entire process.

I was trying to make him comfortable for his first time, but the agitated little shit kept patronizing me and glaring at me. It was probably my fault for provoking him, but heck it was a total Machiavellian wheel-barrow moment.

by Le Emme February 21, 2011

Floppy Barrow

Kinda like tennis, kinda like throwing bike tyres around with broomsticks -

Floppy Barrow can be played as a casual (Hacky-Like) game or a competetive (Court-like) Game.

Who's up for a game of floppy barrow?

by ichanic June 20, 2012

Muddy Wheel barrow

When you blow your load in someone’s ass hole and in an effort to save your sheet (or whatever your on) you grab your partner by the ankles and make them walk on their hands until you get to the bathroom (or a proper dumping area).

If it weren’t for the muddy wheel barrow I would have ruined my new sheets!

by nicktheprick January 10, 2008

wonton wheel barrow

Sexual position, woman on her back with only her shoulders touching, pelvis high in the air. Man has both of her legs on either side of him or in the "wheel barrow" position. Act performed on a women from Southeast Asia so she may slide across the bed or floor. She can be flipped face down for the "Reverse Wonton wheel barrow" but rug burns may insue. Flexibility is paramount.

Ling Mai wanted to do something different so I got her in the Wonton Wheel barrow!

by Crasher B May 16, 2006

Point Barrow Pinquin Attack

When you are doing a girl from behind, and you reach over to glass of ice water, pull out a piece of ice, and slide it into her ass.

by KC November 7, 2003

Big Barrow

A man who has special feelings for his son. Typically wears shades when he's 'in the mood'. A big barrow is a term given to a creepy old man.

Boy: Hey dad, how come your wearing those shades?
Man: Well son, would you mind closing your eyes, I have a surprise for you.
Boy: I don't want you to do a big barrow on me.
Man: You know me too well. Get on you knees and shutup.

by gingerlad December 21, 2014