The act of inserting your own index finger into your ass crack to achieve a high level of ass stink then sneaking up behind your best friend and rubbing your finger under his nose to transfer your ass stink onto his upper lip.

After soccer practice, Bobby came up behind me and gave me the fucking nastiest Baron Von Stink Finger ever. I just about threw up.

Baron Von Stink Finger by gkriz September 11, 2009

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baron of suburbia

Someone who always takes but never gives. From Tori Amos' eponymous song.

That girl's a real baron of suburbia!! I helped her so many times and she did nothing in return.

baron of suburbia by Sandra Bee September 23, 2005

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Baron von Sexatron

A Baron von Sexatron is a remarkable man. Dating back to 1984, the Baron has lived his life full of adventure and is likened to that of Indiana Jones and Bear Grylls. The Baron, although solitary in many ways, also has a rather loving side and is empathic to many a situation. The Baron is loyal and kind and will do almost anything to make others happy. Everyone loves the Baron and he is quick witted in social situations and is guaranteed to be the popular man on the table. The Baron tends to frown upon some social norms and regards rap and sport to be on the same level as a cockroach. However the Baron will only tell this to his loyal subjects whom he can trust. A Baron von Sexatron likes nothing more than to sit back with a beer with a fantastic piece of scenery in front of him. He'll make out that he wants to do this by himself but actually this scenario is much preferred alongside the company if his mate. A Baron von Sexatron is also a beast in the sack.

I once knew a Baron von Sexatron. He was the one that got away. If only I hadn't been so in to yoga.

Baron von Sexatron by Lady Fairy September 9, 2016

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