Badger's Child. 

A "Badger's Child" is a word that describes a person from a low income or uncivilized family. Being described as a "Badger' is essentially comparing you to an animal that rolls in the dirt and lives underground. A "Badger's Child" is concordant with the phrases "Son of a Bitch." or "Son of a Whore". The offspring of a Badger (Badger's Child) is a person placed in a family effected by poverty or benighted with social conflict. Badger's Child is a non racial insult.

"Look it's Nick, I heard that he can not even afford School Lunch, he's such a Badger's Child.

Badger's Child. by yunggras December 7, 2018

chat shit get banged 

A phrase popularised by esteemed philosopher, James Vardé in his 1903 paper, 'Net six and chill'.

Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.

Person A: Why did you get this?
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!

Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.

Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.

chat shit get banged by Emmanuel Adebayor January 14, 2016

chufty badge 

an invisible badge of honour to award something insignificant

girl "hey did you hear I won 3rd place in the egg and spoon race"

boy "yeah, so what, do you want a chufty badge or someat?"

chufty badge by setanta78 July 16, 2010

Badge Sucker 

A person, male or female, sexually attracted to badge-wielding authority figures.

Ellen: That cop was hot!
Meg: That fat one? With the greasy moustache?
Ellen: Yeah!
Meg: You are such a Badge Sucker.

Badge Sucker by Moontos December 31, 2006

Badger Job

To get a young girl hooked on hard drugs, and then use her the blackmail senior politicians into handing over govt. secrets.

The Professionals, Season 1 episode 2 of 23 "The Female Factor" Doyle: "Looks like a proper Badger Job..."

Badger Job by Musical Man October 6, 2011

Douche Badge 

A material possession or human being that is coveted by a douche bag; especially blue jeans with ass-pocket embroidery.

Anything that ornaments the skin, body parts or vehicles of one who is considered to be a douche bag.

"He is an army of one fighting a war with himself and all he has to show for it is that douche badge"

Douche Badge by Glubglubber April 21, 2010

boob bagged 

When a woman's breasts (or quite possibly, a man's breasts) are dropped onto another person's face/forehead/mouth.

A woman's version of teabagging a man, although most men probably wouldn't object to this act.

My boyfriend was laying his head on my lap. I lowered my breasts onto his face, and said,"Ha! You just got boob bagged!"

boob bagged by Sugaballs June 17, 2010