Asthma Attack

a wheezing turtle.

- a person with asthma who has a bad attack and can't catch their breath enough and they start to wheeze and get slow like a turtle. more of a metaphor "wheezing turtle". just saying how asthmatics are dissabled and slow in a way they don't breathe.

- asthmatic person.

Oh my god you guys she was running the mile and became a wheezing turtle when she had an asthma attack.

Asthma Attack by unfaithful32195 March 24, 2010

asthma pump 

another name for an inhaler used to treat asthma

GP: some random paul wall song came on spotify and he calls an inhaler an "asthma pump"
AK:That's what most people from the hood call it I learned. Idk where they got that from
GP: TIL

asthma pump by ICP_Fan42069 October 9, 2019

Asthma Chicken 

paCOCK uhhhhhhhhh
a noise alicia tends to make :)

Alicia needed her inhaler so bad, but she couldn't find it so when she #squealed she sounded like an #asthma chicken

Asthma Chicken by bryanna5624 May 2, 2018

Asthma_19 

This word defines if you have asthma during the Covid_19 pandemic and you cough at all (example: running from your car to the store) people will try to avoid you because asthma coughs sound like a respiratory diseased person coughing. The people that seen you cough believe you have the virus, but you just have asthma.

" Oh my lord, Asthma_19 is scary!"
Sorry, no I don't have covid, it's just Asthma_19."

Asthma_19 by QwizzedOur December 20, 2020

Asthma Almond 

A very swag person who likes throwing carrots at people more specifically Taarika Kaur Fish Gills

Why does asthma almond hate taarika kaur fish gills

Asthma Almond by terracotta123 May 13, 2022

Dick-Induced Asthma 

When a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of fellatio.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to suck my dick?
Guy 2: I'd love to but I have dick-induced asthma.

Dick-Induced Asthma by Robsworld6 January 17, 2013

Reggie Lewis Asthma

a disease consisting of coughing fits one develops after running a race in the wonderfully crowded, stuffed, and smelly reggie lewis center.

call 911 i just finished the 600 and i can't breathe, must be the "Reggie Lewis Asthma"

Reggie Lewis Asthma by track123 January 14, 2009