Julian Assange 

An Australian-born computer hacker and founder of wikileaks.

Assange considers espionage and cyber terrorism a good thing. He seems to think all government and corporate secrets should be exposed with no regard for who may be harmed or how many lives could be lost.
Wikileaks is damaging fragile international relationships that were on the mend after George W Bush left office. ASSange is arrogant, paranoid and dangerous to government and corporations worldwide!

"Don't shoot the messenger for revealing uncomfortable truths." --Julian ASSange 2010

Julian Assange has revealed U.S. Military and diplomatic secrets that could compromise the missions in Afganistan and Iraq and this could put our soldiers in danger!

Julian Assange by Charles_U_Farley December 14, 2010

You're like Assange 

Phrase that's in use since Wikileaks incident and it's used to make person who's reinventing hot water to shut up.

Two 6yo talking
A: Girls have vagina
B: Haha, you're like Assange!

You're like Assange by NekiTamoLevi January 3, 2011

To Assange someone

To send a dossier, or compilation of documents, to ruin someone.

To Assange someone: She stabbed me in the back so I Assanged her. What? I FedExd a dossier to her lover. Once she gets it... Wait and watch her world explode.

To Assange someone by FedEx ... Expediting karma July 12, 2011

Menage Assange

The act of having sexual relations with more than one partner within a short period of time.

Where, upon discovering of the concurrent nature of your relations, the partners conspire to destroy your life.

Named for Julian Assange’s misadventures in Sweden which have seen him facing extradition.

Tom thought he was a bit of a player sleeping with two girls from his work in the same week.

It wasn't until they conspired to have him fired that he realised he'd had a Menage Assange.

Menage Assange by Smarticus101 August 20, 2012

To pull an Assange 

To slip off a condom on purpose.... after express orders have been given to use one (especially when done sneakily and behind a girls back!)

Background: Julian Assange, Wikileaks founder has been accused of taking off his condom after having been asked to use one and has actually been imprisoned and is likely to be extradited to Sweden for this nasty move.

The bastard pulled an Assange on me last night! Now I'll have to get the morning after pill....

He tried to pull an Assange on me! I slapped him in the face....

To pull an Assange by ThorValkyre December 29, 2010

Assage Passage 

Poop.

I just had an awesome assage passage!

Assage Passage by LizzelFaShizzel August 5, 2009

Assante

One Sexy African American

You look like Assante

Assante by Hawks fan November 13, 2019