Strategic Absence 

Noun

When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school

Dude, the project's due tomorrow, are you done? No man, I'm gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my ass

Strategic Absence by dachyr May 2, 2010

things that sound dirty but aren't 

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site

he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.

things that sound dirty but aren't by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004

Arsenii

The Russian Machine. The most badass caring guy you'll ever fucking meet. Super smart dude who will always be willing to put your own needs before his, as well as help you with your homework before his is done.

Whos that kid in BIO whos fuckin lit?
oh yeah, thats Arsenii.

Arsenii by fucker53493 October 22, 2018

Absenteecrown3 

Professional minecraft controller player
Very popular for being good on 60fps

Omg its absenteecrown3. He is so hard to beat at minecraft

Absenteecrown3 by LemonTurtle4 March 13, 2021

Arseny

A hot af dude who is most likely Russian or slavic in general , aswell most likely a very good looking multilingal genius with good accent and beautiful voice that is friendly , he may slightly be an introvert and nost people with that name may be bookworms but can be dangerous in a way in case theure abgry seeing their cleverness , and people easily fall for the owner of this name but yet he is loyal for his partner , and for sure amazing at bed ;)

Person 1: i wonder what that guy's name
Person 2: thats an arseny for sure

Arseny by GreekAnonymus June 12, 2018

arsenalfantv 

A Youtube channel where rival fans come to chill after Arsenal has suffered a humiliating defeat.

Person 1: Arsenal 2 nil down to Watford at home :D
Person 2: fam, Arsenalfantv will be lit tonight.
Person 1: Arsenalfantv and chill, blud.

arsenalfantv by Skillzer February 10, 2017

stick arena 

An addictive 2D-Dimensional top down killing game released in 2005.
You battle 3 other people per room as a stick character and can choose from a variety of weapons like AK-47, Shotgun, Katana, Bat, Glock, Sledge and there are different maps to choose from aswell.
As you get more kills you get a higher ranking.
The game was written in flash and can have thousands of people online at one time.
An expansion will be released in the near future called Ballistick.

Ben skipped school today to play some Stick Arena.

stick arena by Willmar January 30, 2007