arctic monkeys

Sheffield (England) band, featuring Alex Turner, Jamie Cook, Andy Nicholson and Matt Helders. Universally loved for their conversational, colloquialism-heavy lyrics (bordering on the pretentious); solid rock sound and accented vocals. The band was formed around 2002, and released two UK No. 1's in 2005. Their album, 'Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not', was released on 23 January, 2006, and criticised by some for displaying a man smoking on the cover (to which I say: as if kids want to look like that guy!)

Me: Hey, have you heard that new Arctic Monkeys song?
Friend: Yeah, I love Arctic Monkeys! Are you going to their Sydney gig?

arctic monkeys by scrabelle July 30, 2008

arctic monkeys

4 beautiful boys from Sheffield. They write catchy songs and the NME love them (rightly so). Apparently they're awesome live. I will confirm this on March 29

Arctic Monkeys are soo good. Can't wait for the album (Jan 23 UK, Jan 26 North America UK IMPORT, Feb 21 North America)

arctic monkeys by Jasmine Potter-Ferdinand July 24, 2008

Arctic Turnip 

While camping in the winter below freezing and you do not want to leave your sleeping bag you piss into a condom and then chuck it into the snow. In the morning your piss condom will be frozen thus becoming an arctic turnip.

I need to piss but it's so warm in my sleeping bag.

Just make an arctic turnip you bitch. I am trying to sleep.

Arctic Turnip by Commander of Turds September 16, 2014

Arctic Munchies 

When you experiencing the normal side effects of being high, but you also really want to listen to the band "Arctic Monkeys".

Person 1: (obviously high) Dude... I really want to listen to Arctic Monkeys right now.
Person 2: Uh oh, looks like someones got a case of the Arctic Munchies!

Arctic Munchies by xX-obligatoryasshole1989-Xx April 27, 2015

arctic circle candy 

Grows only in the Arctic Circle and is cultivated by verbose and highly skilled penguins.

We must protect my arctic circle candy from those filthy Italians!

arctic circle candy by Steve Airport February 12, 2004

Arctic Pipeline

When a person of the female sex takes a sample of there "bowel movement", specifically a longer sample and freezes it. Then this person uses this frozen bowel movement as a sex toy such as a "dildo".

Jenny used an Arctic Pipeline last night.

Arctic Pipeline by John McFie July 9, 2006

arctic dragon 

when the girl is giving the guy head... just as the guy is about to cum he grabs the girl by the throat, so she can't swallow and it comes out her nose

guy 1: i totally gave that chick the arctic dragon

guy 2: you are disgusting
guy 1: what she liked it

arctic dragon by arctic dragon December 31, 2009