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Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch 

When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

An Olde Yeller

An Olde Yeller is defined as receiving felatio from your lady friend while she has a mouth filled with Pop-Rocks and Mountain Dew causing her to foam at the mouth. Upon getting close to climaxing the male should withraw from her mouth and shoot her right between the eyes, thus mimicking the putting down of Olde Yeller.
My wife was giving me an Olde Yeller last night and bit me. I ended up having to put the bitch down. The moral to the story is "Never Bite the GLAND that feeds you!!"
An Olde Yeller by Matt and Blaine January 20, 2011

A[n] Old Spice Man 

a legendary creature whose swan dive is majestic and his mating call is a snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.
An Old Spice Man may be seen as: Jesus, Chuck Norris's son, a battle between God and the devil(involving no violence), a backwards horse, or Isaiah Mustafa.

dating an older man 

Bald-digging
Fancy going bald-digging later?

My friend's dating an older man; she's such a bald digger
dating an older man by Oldmanlover November 1, 2013
Your anold
anold by anonymous November 22, 2021
Anold are persons who really love .But when disappointed are so depressed.
Anold are never controlled I mean they are not ruled.They like music and outings in bars and making party’s
Anold loves Nana
Anold by Josin kunda November 24, 2021